The Bike Story

So it was pretty late in the evening... Around 7-8pm... And it was dark as and we were biking to see this Part-Member family just before we went home and had dinner... So we were coming close to their house and my companion was in front of me... and we were cookin it down this hill... no joke I was in full speeding stance.. got my head down my butt off the seat... I was goin at least 30k's... And I come cruising by.. right about to overtake my companion... at that instant... he turns and we smash into each other... So he flips and eats it on the gravel... meanwhile... morelike... conveniently... there was this huge ditch next to me with all this muddy water... and so my companion described my fall as... my bike flew out from under me and if you have ever seen someone jump out of an airplane with their feet behind their head... that was me... and I eat it into all this muddy water... my bike smashed against the hill and my bent vertical handlebar jammed right into my thigh.... And after all this... my helmet was covering me like a mask with all this water running down it and I just got up and starting running and screaming out of pure pain like "GAHHHHHHHHHAHDFHGHFGDFHVDAFJC" And then this was the result when I got home... I just laid down dead and some elders came over and took pictures#famous.... Amen to my bike as well.